ssssnakes RULE!

Its chirstmasssss so fucking what!

2011-12-20T02:41:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas ssssnakes fans!!
How are all you dicks head doing? good i hope
Just a little update on whats going on in the wonderful lives of ssssnakes. Last weekend we played the SWFU Christmas bash . it was a fucking hoot and being the awesome dudes we are, we made one of our biggest fans Christmas dream come true. He begged and begged and we finally gave in and let Mikey erg play a couple of songs with us. he was really pleased to get the chance to play with one of his biggest musical influences, and i suppose being the big softie that i am it felt kinda good to see the little guy so happy.

Check out some awesome photos form our buddyMichael suess

In the new year as well we are going to be playing a kick ass show in London on the 12th of January at the opening of rolling back the years. A exhibition of 80's skate art and stuff. Its going to be at red gallery london and we are getting paid in shoes fuck yes! I fucking love free foot trouseres!

Thats about it for now im off to get drunk for a few weeks to deal with my family and to try and fill the void in my llife left by god knows what. See you hell. kisses xxx

sssslow death sssslow jams

2011-09-15T12:15:00.000-07:00

Hey ssssnakes fans!
Guess what happened to me to day? i got a shity email of Jamie telling me not asking me to update this thing. so hold on to your dick cause here we go!!!!

Little up date about the split we have coming out with the slow death . we got the art work done by a talented local artist he is such a sweet guy for helping us out with we owe him big time check out his BLOG!

i suppose you want to see the cover. so here it fucking is!

Now you have seen the cover how about you lube up your lug holes and let a sweet new ssssnakes jam fuck you brain. Click HERE and let this wondeful music get your jucies flowing.

Thats about it for now check out the list of shows over there ------> some where and come out and rock with us. we maybe be playing some shows in the U S of A next month but who knows and who fucking cares

See you in hell ssssnakes fans
love miles

NIght bird eating ssssnakes

2011-08-16T11:30:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock Ssssnakes fans!

Whos there?

a bunch of kick ass punk bands about to bone swansea into next week with thier raging music bonners!!! thats who!

Thats right NIGHT BIRDS are playing mozarts in swansea on the 28th of september. As well as us and night birds the old as fuck boneless ones are playing too. If your into old school punk/ surf /hardcore jams you would have to be a fucking dumb ass to miss this!

Here is a flyer for your eyes to cum over!

see you in hell ssssnakes fans

ssssplit 7"

2011-07-30T10:22:00.000-07:00

Hows it hanging ssssnakes fans!?
Im not going to say sorry for the lack of updates cause i don't give 2 sssshits what you think!

we got some cool stuff in the pipe line. After the massive success of or debut album "kissss thissss" we went back into the brewery to record 5 more bitchin jams for you lot. and believe me when i tell you these jams are the jam! 3 of those songs will end up on an split 7" with the mother fucking slow death. Those guys may be ass wipes but their music is ball licking good. The record is coming out on kiss of death records/ not shy of DIY records / SWFU records some time before the fest.
you can hear a new song of the record on cool dudes radio

we got a few shows coming up over the summer as well so keep and eye out for us rocking places near you.
Think thats about it for now so see you in hell mother lovers

swansea ssssnake park!

2011-06-03T05:51:00.000-07:00

wasssssssupppppp ssssnakes fans!?

im not sorry i havent up dated this thing in while, beacuse i doubt you even read it!
its summer time now so its time for us to come out of hiding and do some awesome shit again! you know the awesome shit im talking about playing shows and putting out banging jams. First off we are playing the grand opening of the exsit skate park in swansea on the 18th of june. Its going to be a kick ass time and it would be cool if you could come. The skate park is going to be the coolest thing to happen in swansea in a mother fucking long ass balls time! That same weekend we are heading back in to the studio ( or brewery as it aslo known) to record 3 new jams for a split 7" we have got planed for around fest time!
oh i did i not mention that ssssnakes have the pleasure of showing Gaineville how to rock this october! thats right we are playing fest! playing along side such great ska bands as Great Cynics and less than jake is a real.... bummer! but dont worry there are loads of other kick ass band playing too. im only joking less than jake are ok .

one love ssssnakes fans

ssssurfing cowsssss!

2011-02-22T13:00:00.000-08:00

Hey ssssnakes fans!
hows it going out there in the land of ssssnakes fans? i just had a dounut in the bath it was awesome!

so our album has been out for a while now you can still pick up your very own copy from HERE!! you can also give it a listen on this very blog. Not sure how the songs are on the blog but they are. because us ssssnakes love to make it as easy as we can for you lazzy sods to check out our sweet sweet jams!

you may also notice on the side of this blog are a bunch of tour dates! How cool is that! we cant wait to get out on the road and partake in rock antics with some of the most gnarly dudes around!.

On march the 12th we are doing an extra speacial kissss thissss release party

its going to be hawian themed with hawian gifts! i know thats pretty cool inits self 3 bodacious bands and gifts! but dont bail out or drop through the back door early after they finish we have sorted out the most tubular club night in south wales! stick around to dance with girls with 50's hair to some surf and 50 rock & roller! we may even spin some tunes as well if miles isnt too drunk!

wow this blog was hard to write with out using the word radical to describe things, but i did it!

Hang ten ssssnakes fans
catch you on the flip side
love sssnakes

UK tour this march

2011-01-29T02:54:00.000-08:00

Hey ssssnakes fans,

Check this bad ass piece of work out...

Our LP is OUT NOW! Don't be a sucker and get yourself a slab... we're working on a UK tour for march, it's short notice but the dates will all be online soon. The Swansea show is doubling up as a record release party, it's going to be hawaiian luau themed so get your grass shirt ready.

more info very soon...

thankssss

A gift from us to you!

2010-12-24T06:39:00.000-08:00

merry chirstmass ssssnakes fans! hope every one is having a lovely time.
as you all know the greatest gift is the gift of love and you are going to fucking love the ssssnakes new album!! thats right kissss thisssss is finaly on sale form the awesome http://www.specialistsubjectrecords.co.uk/ go over there and pre order the vinyl shirt mega combo deal. There is also a pay what you want down load here http://ssssnakes.bandcamp.com/ dont be tight miles has a baby on the way and i have a real bad drinking proble

To keep you amused here is a video of us playing a ramones cover set for swansea skate park fundraiser click here dumb ass!!!

keep checking back here for news on a couple of tours we have in the pipe line for 2011!!

thats about it for now. go buy the album and get fucking festive!!!!!

BIG (balls) newssss!

2010-11-21T09:57:00.000-08:00

Hey ssssnakes fans!
we got a bunch of stuff coming up and should be a lot busyer than we are, but we aint no busy bumble bees we are cool ssssnakes!
First off we got a awesome show coming up in swansea next week in sigma. shit i just realised its on thursday i didnt think it was that close! lucky we got practice tomorrow

Then after that we are playing 2 christmass shows one in the gower pub in cardiff on the 11th of december with bedford falls and the doublecross (aint got a flyer for this cause stubbs is a lazy bear) Then the day after we are plying in the fighting cocks in Kingston, but not all is what it seems for these two shows as tonight mathew ssssnakes are going to be the ramonesssss. Thats right the second greatest rock and roll band playing a set jam packed full of covers by the number one rock and roll band of all time!!!!!!

All this news is kinda pointless cause chances are if your sitting at home jerking off over the ssssnakes blog then your not going to cum to a show (and if you do please wash your hands). The BIG news is that our first lp is finaly coming out on specialist subject records i think the pre orders for limited edish vinly and shirt mega combo will be starting very early in the new year. The lp is called kissss thissss and is 13 songs of pure awesome. you know its going to be a good record when the front cover looks thissss hot

i think thats about it for now i will try and keep this thing more update with whimsical photos and erotic tales of the day to day life of ssssnakes!

smell you in hell suckers
love pug bone

good clean fun!

2010-08-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of updates but i forgot the internet is for more than this!
The few shows we palyed with good luck were pretty fun. but what was more fun where the drives home we drank a whole lot of rum and found some awesome new and exciting things to do with hand sanitiser. ssssnakes would incourage all our fans to try and come up with thier own new ways to enjoy soap. please let us know how you get on!

we got a couple more shows coming up on the 7th of september we are playing in mozarts with hammerlock
check out the details HERE!
we are also playing with the awesome Tiltwheel in le pub on november 10th

if you are unsure if you want to come to watch us check out this awesome action packed video that our good freind chadman filmed of us playing in london WOW!!!!!

Here is a photo of jenks' favourite snake

we need all the good luck we can get!

2010-07-27T13:37:00.000-07:00

Good Luck have picked thier name very well because they are a lucky bunch of monkey flushers, not only did they get to play with us last week , but they have the pleasure of sharing the stage with us an other 2 times. you can catch Good luck playing with ssssnakes wenesday the 5th of july in bar sigma
check out this bitchn flyer

then the day after we will be wowing crowds in the cavern in exceter.

here is a photo from the show in kingston taking by miserable minty

first person to come to a gig dress like this wins a prize

ssssnakes in a van

2010-07-26T04:59:00.000-07:00

we have been pretty busy ssssnakes in the past couple of weeks.
Two weeks ago we finished wrighting and recording our first album. Not realy sure when its going to be out, but one things for sure when it does come out it will rock your balls off!!

last friday we played in the fighting cocks in kingston town for our very good friend microphone head. it was pretty fun to play despite the 9 hour round trip. we pretty much got there late played and drove home. Being in a van and drinking loads fo rum can make you do some very stange things involving hand sanitiser... but thats an other story

here are some sweet ass pics taken by the lovely and very handsome owen richards check out his stuff owenrichards.co.uk

looky here

2010-07-25T04:37:00.001-07:00

We made a blog!